DunderMifflin Nov Newsletter

Elevator Etiquette, Jennifer Aniston, Financial Crisis, Missing Crossword Puzzles and Kittens. All of that and more are featured in the November issue of the Dunder Mifflin Scranton newsletter.

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Memo From DunderMifflin

FROM: Dunder Mifflin Human Resources
TO: All Dunder Mifflin Employees

SUBJECT: Summer Weight Loss Initiative

Dunder Mifflin is very excited to present the Summer Weight Loss Initiative!

Each branch will be competing to lose the most weight over the course of the next seven weeks. Office weigh-ins will be conducted every week and reported to corporate by your Human Resource Representative. At the end of the seven weeks, the branch that loses the most weight WILL WIN THREE EXTRA VACATION DAYS!

Here at Dunder Mifflin we think our employees are great the way they are. However, studies indicate that a healthy lifestyle is likely to make you happier. Plus, your healthy lifestyle will help lower our insurance premiums, which makes the company happier. So we'll all be twice as happy.

Dunder Mifflin congratulates you all on your healthy beginnings and wishes you luck over the next seven weeks of this competition.

Regards,
Dunder Mifflin Management

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Scranton Newsletter - Vol. 9 #3

Dunder Mifflin's new Newsletter has come out.

Message about W-2s from Angela, a message about not pissing off Bob Vance, a great party invitation from Michael and more.

"Attention Everyone! I'm going to have a Rockin' New Year's Eve party this year and you're all invited. As you might expect, it's going to be innnnnnnsssaaaaaannnnneeee in the memmmmmbbbrrraaaannnneeee (insane in the membrane, for non-hip-hop fans). Here's what you can expect:"

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Work for Dunder-Mifflin!!

WOW!!!

Just got this from Dunder-Mifflin!

Online Employees Needed to Work-At-Home for East Coast-Based Paper Company

Company: Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. Location: United States and Canada
Salary/Wage: Based on commission. Payable in SchruteBucks. Status: Full Time, Part Time, Temporary/Contract/Project
Job Category: Work at Home/
Commission Only Relevant Work Experience: Less than 1 Year
Career Level: Entry Level Education Level: Elementary School or Equivalent

Job Description
Dunder Mifflin Paper Company is entering the online marketplace and growing quickly across the United States and Canada. We’re looking for highly motivated self-starters to join our Dunder Mifflin Infinity program. You’re in full control of your Dunder Mifflin destiny: you set your own hours and your income is based purely on how invested you are in Dunder Mifflin Infinity. No experience necessary. Come join our team!

Requirements
1. Must enjoy fun.
2. Must know how to use a computer.
3. Creativity is a plus but not a requirement.
4. Must be reliable.
5. Must be able to work within the confines of a team environment.
6. Leadership skills are helpful, but not vital.
7. Must not be a quitter.

Click here to apply:
http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com

** If you want to sign up for the TwoCents Branch, click to be an employee of Danbury, CT and enter Regional Manager code: hn3c40kwgv

Good luck with your Application!

Dunder Mifflin Newsletter Vol 9 # 1

Have you signed up yet to get emailed the Dunder Mifflin newsletter?

You know? The paper company from "The Office"?

Well, if you have, then you've received the first newsletter in your email in the past day or so.

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You don't want to miss it. Michael Scott tells you all about the 07/07/07 party they had and Dwight Schrute lays out his tips for summer safety!

Also on the "Office" front...

Have you been reading www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts? (Click on it for the REAL website.) Creed's musings crack me up every week.

Also, I've been told the organizers of the Office Convention in Scranton are getting close to announcing a jam packed schedule for the October Office weekend!