Saturday, August 16, 2008
Memo From DunderMifflin
FROM: Dunder Mifflin Human Resources
TO: All Dunder Mifflin Employees
SUBJECT: Summer Weight Loss Initiative
Dunder Mifflin is very excited to present the Summer Weight Loss Initiative!
Each branch will be competing to lose the most weight over the course of the next seven weeks. Office weigh-ins will be conducted every week and reported to corporate by your Human Resource Representative. At the end of the seven weeks, the branch that loses the most weight WILL WIN THREE EXTRA VACATION DAYS!
Here at Dunder Mifflin we think our employees are great the way they are. However, studies indicate that a healthy lifestyle is likely to make you happier. Plus, your healthy lifestyle will help lower our insurance premiums, which makes the company happier. So we'll all be twice as happy.
Dunder Mifflin congratulates you all on your healthy beginnings and wishes you luck over the next seven weeks of this competition.
Dunder Mifflin Management
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