How does Rainn Wilson promote his new movie "The Rocker?" Through kidnapping and list-making. First off, on the MySpace page of Jenna Fischer, Wilson has posted a ransom note. Apparently, just as soon as "The Rocker" grosses 18.7 million dollars, Jenna will be released from the trunk of his Thunderbird and given a peach smoothie.
And over on the MySpace page of Kate Flannery, he has posted a list of marketing ideas to use if we want Jenna released sooner rather than later. My personal favorite: A bakesale.
So, go, see the movie. Start some Oscar (not THAT Oscar) buzz and save half of Jam!